Employee for the nonprofit company "Relationships for a Better Tomorrow" Eve Tonsil, played by Emma Kenny, introduces the nine worst breakups of all time during Tuesday night's dress rehearsal for "Heartaches and Hilarity: A Night of Dating Debacles," a collection of three student-directed one-act plays. The performance is at 7 p.m. on Saturday at the St. Marys Memorial High School Performing Arts Center. Tickets, available online or at the door, are $7 for adults and $5 for students.